whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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