she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
