its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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