but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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