ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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