Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
