would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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