we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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