I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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