is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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