Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i dont even know how to be here
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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