The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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