You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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