Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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