you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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