New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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