ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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