Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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