Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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