Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
