with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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