holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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