My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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