Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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