im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just gargled with NyQuil
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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