I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
