this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My balls are so social today.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
ttyl tear gas
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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