how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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