I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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