I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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