I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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