we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't make out with my wife yet
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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