White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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