The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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