some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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