there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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