Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
how drunk are you?
Several
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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