Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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