Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do vagina's smell?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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