Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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