i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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