Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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