No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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