Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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