i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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