What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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