god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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