Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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