morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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