If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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