Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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