walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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